If homophobia were a conversation about food...

Homophobic Person: My favorite food is pizza!
Homosexual Person: Cool! My favorite food is pasta!
Bisexual Person: I like both!
Pansexual Person: Hey guys, I don't have a favorite! I'll pretty much eat what tastes good to me.
Asexual Person: I like the way food looks and smells more than the way it tastes.
Homophobic Person: whAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU DISGUSTING PEOPLE WHY ISN'T PIZZA YOUR FAVORITE FOOD?!?! YOU'RE GOING TO HELL.

minxiekitten:

raubbenhood:

Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.

WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!

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bachofficial:

seeing someone from school in public

image

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eggito:

IVE BEEN LLAUGHING AT THHIS FOR THHREE MKILLION YEARS

You know the “I have a need for speed” saying thing? Well not I will be saying “I have the need for fart” and you should join me.

eggito:

IVE BEEN LLAUGHING AT THHIS FOR THHREE MKILLION YEARS

You know the “I have a need for speed” saying thing? Well not I will be saying “I have the need for fart” and you should join me.

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fyeahcutebugs:

BEES ARE DYING AND YOU SHOULD BE VERY CONCERNED

Barely two weeks after 25,000 bees were found dead in a parking lot in Oregon, another round of bee devastation has been reported. This time, the mass die-off was far worse. More than 37 million honeybees were found dead in Elmwood, Ontario, according to beekeeper Dave Schuit, who lost the bees from 600 hives in June. He and many others are pointing to insecticides called neonicotinoids, used in planting corn and some other crops. “Once the corn started to get planted [in Elmwood] our bees died by the millions,” Schuit said. After a record-breaking loss of honeybees in the U.K., the European Union banned several pesticides in May, including neonicotinoid pesticides. [Source]

WHY WE NEED TO BAN NEONICOTINOIDS AND SAVE BEES (VIDEO)

poisoning bees can also kill

  • birds
  • plants
  • the honey industry
  • us, eventually, because we are apex predators and poison travels up the food chain

One in five British children under the age of 10 has never seen a bee in the wild.

HELP SAVE BEES

Stop using insecticides   2   Plant Bee-friendly plants  3   Create natural habitat gardens   4   Find out more about bees  5   Support your local beekeepers   6   Make you own ‘Wild bee’ house   7   Become a beekeeper   8   Lobby your local MP or MEP   9   Sign petitions banning pesticides   10 Encourage your local authority to do more to help bees

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hotboyproblems:

asian:

madonalds:

supniccuh:

embarrassment:

angel:

omgwang:

DO YOU WANT TO GET PAID FOR PLAYING APPS
There’s this thing called feature points and basically what you do is you play apps and for each app, feature points gives you points and you can redeem the points into Amazon, iTunes gift cards or Paypal. 
And every app that you download, you get 1 extra chance to win a xBox one
I don’t use amazon or iTunes so I got paypal instead, see!
HOW TO SIGN UP
To sign up go to featurepoints.com on your iphone/andriod phone to start with 0 points, or use this link http://featu.re/PNHL3R to get 50 bonus points when you sign up
OR use the referral code PNHL3R to get 50 bonus points if you dont use the link above
++ If you did this, please like this post so I can check out your blog! 
and if you have any questions, feel free to check the faq or inbox me!

omg I just made $5 at lunch from downloading apps wtf

Just bought Beyonce’s new album with the iTunes card I got from this. Fucking love you Jason :D

this is probably the best thing i joined since tumblr. Thank you so much. 

I never knew I could make money for doing what I regularly do, this is genius!


this is actually so good i’ve made over $50 from this!

hotboyproblems:

asian:

madonalds:

supniccuh:

embarrassment:

angel:

omgwang:

DO YOU WANT TO GET PAID FOR PLAYING APPS

There’s this thing called feature points and basically what you do is you play apps and for each app, feature points gives you points and you can redeem the points into Amazon, iTunes gift cards or Paypal. 

And every app that you download, you get 1 extra chance to win a xBox one

I don’t use amazon or iTunes so I got paypal instead, see!

HOW TO SIGN UP

To sign up go to featurepoints.com on your iphone/andriod phone to start with 0 points, or use this link http://featu.re/PNHL3R to get 50 bonus points when you sign up

OR use the referral code PNHL3R to get 50 bonus points if you dont use the link above

++ If you did this, please like this post so I can check out your blog! 

and if you have any questions, feel free to check the faq or inbox me!

omg I just made $5 at lunch from downloading apps wtf

Just bought Beyonce’s new album with the iTunes card I got from this. Fucking love you Jason :D

this is probably the best thing i joined since tumblr. Thank you so much. 

I never knew I could make money for doing what I regularly do, this is genius!

this is actually so good i’ve made over $50 from this!

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thelonelyscarecrow:

castiels-time-traveler:

nintendocanada:

mapsontheweb:

Map of the World by Natural Skin Color

i’m really dumbfounded that i never realized skin colour is literally just caused by being closer to or farther from the equator and the resulting sun exposure and skin darkening

actually, its an adaptation. natural selection. people with darker skin are selected for in areas near the equator, where the melanin that causes the darker color protects them from radiation and protects them from skin cancer and other health defects, and because they are healthier they can pass on that trait more. people near the poles have lighter skin because it allows them absorb more of the limited sunlight to convert to vitamin d. 

THIS IS THE THING SOME PEOPLE HATE OTHER PEOPLE OVER.Evolution of melanin levels based on geographical location.

thelonelyscarecrow:

castiels-time-traveler:

nintendocanada:

mapsontheweb:

Map of the World by Natural Skin Color

i’m really dumbfounded that i never realized skin colour is literally just caused by being closer to or farther from the equator and the resulting sun exposure and skin darkening

actually, its an adaptation. natural selection. people with darker skin are selected for in areas near the equator, where the melanin that causes the darker color protects them from radiation and protects them from skin cancer and other health defects, and because they are healthier they can pass on that trait more. people near the poles have lighter skin because it allows them absorb more of the limited sunlight to convert to vitamin d. 

THIS IS THE THING SOME PEOPLE HATE OTHER PEOPLE OVER.

Evolution of melanin levels based on geographical location.

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brie3po:

janebuzjane:

thoughtkiller:

clavid:

eloquentvibes:

clavid:

on the bright side i am not addicted to crack cocaine

On the downside I’m too poor to afford one.

one crack cocaine

hello drug dealer yes i would like to purchase one crack cocaine please

debit or credit

I actually have a gift card

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